im watching spongebob squarepants and havin a lot of trouble figuring out if this episode is deliberately gay or if it was purely accidental that they made an episode where squidward develops a full-on crush on his new neighbour because they both play wind instruments
omg they’re painting pictures of each other….need me a freak like that
fellas is it gay to admire another fish’s interior decoration 🤔
this is more dramatic than the entirety of the fault in our stars
i put new yellow shoelaces on my boots to show people i am Cool. I walk to my work full of old lady cashiers. “I like your shoelaces.” one of them says to me. I see my life flash before my eyes as this ancient test is presented before me
